THE COOLEST CAT IN CAT TOWN

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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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freshmountains:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

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castielsunderpants:

watermelon-crusader:

A Jew and a German walk into a bar and have a good time drinking beer together.

A white person and a black person walk into a bar and have a good time drinking beer together.

An american and a muslim walk into a bar and have a good time drinking beer together.

THE ACTIONS OF YOUR ANCESTORS DON’T AND SHOULDN’T AFFECT THE WAY YOU INTERACT WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

((not to mention the fact that you can be german AND jewish, american AND muslim))

merryyurimas:

oodlyenough:

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he looks like he’s singing a solo on xfactor or something

don’t you forget about me, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t you forget about me

halofarm:

avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

The pope is just so fucking chill I love it

"Gays? Sure, that Catholic Church is open to everyone"

"Aliens? Sure, the Catholic Church is open to everyone"

Modern pope for the modern world.

slapdatcas:

Waiting for the microwave to cook your food likeimage

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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arrogantmistletoerag:

The English language makes you capitalize ‘I’ and linguists aren’t sure why, but my theory is that it’s out of respect to self. An entire language thinks you are significant enough to commence higher than all other words in a sentence, because ‘I’ is not just a word it is a damn title of a pronoun, so don’t let anyone or anything make you think you’re not important, alright? Because you contradict that every time you talk about yourself. 

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